I could not stop laughing. Reminds me of that year I lived in Virginia, Minnesota. The temp was below ZERO [no wind chill crap, BELOW ZERO DEGREES] from early November through most of March. All cars had 110 electrical outlet hanging from their grilles. And to top it off, the women had all absconded to Minneapolis a few generation earlier. There were bars though. Lots and lots of bars. More bars than even Anytown, Wisconsin!
I think we got the next Kristen Wiig here. Kate McKinnon