Well, take your vacation at your parents house if you don’t already live there. But you know, there are millions of us who moved far away from home long ago and have had to use up our vacation time taking the spouse and kids to two set of grandmas and grandpas for decades. At least until the grandkids are old enough, or mean enough, to stay NO MORE, PLEASE NO MORE! 20 years of the most fun of the vacation the day we all did the Cleveland Zoo and a dinner at the Olive Garden!