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Songify the News: Congressman reveals spendthrift DOJ Muffin gouging

 

From the halls of Congress to the U.S. Military Academy, accidental singers solve the world’s problems one troublesome muffin at a time. Featuring NicePeter. This story begins on September 22, 2011. Rep Ted Poe of R-Texas alerted one and all that the DOJ is not interested in saving money. In fact, a portion of our national debt is going down the hatch of the DOJ in the form of $16 dollar muffins – that’s right, sixteen!
I’m not one to quibble, but with this blatant disregard for taxpayer money, we could fund the food stamp program on what they pay for skinny double decaff latte swirls which accompany those muffins, alone!

Muffin Man  reports to Congress about DOJ's obsceely overpriced muffins