Local fire chief and Federal investigators now say the Mount Zion African Methodist Episcopal Church African-American church in Greeleyville, S.C was set ablaze by God last night, who has not yet been apprehended.
Since the shooting at the Charleston AME Church as many as eight African American churches have been set ablaze in the old confederacy. At last count it seems two were set by arsonists with the rest set aflame by God.
The federal government is doing further investigations into the causes of all these fires and so it will not be known for some time who hates black churches more, Southern racists or God. Though at present God is winning.
Though I am sure there is some rational, reasonable and silly-free explanation for why God is burning down black churches. You know testing, mysterious ways, and of course punishment for transgressions of one sort or another. Gay marriage? Shrimp cocktails? Wearing two kinds of cloth material? Cooking a chicken in Sunday? No sons sacrificed?