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The old spin is that these Republican run Southern states (and Arizona) have passed so many anti liberty and anti freedom laws – also keep in mind that all Republican Constitutional Amendments remove liberty and freedom rather than all the rest of them which dispense liberty and freedom – that migrant workers have left the states with the corps rotting on the ground because Americans don’t like crawling around in the dirt on their knees in the sun for a few bucks an hour. Farmers say the few who do show up don’t come back the next day.
So the answer is obvious, chain gangs. Problem being American criminals are just as lazy as the rest of Americans and do a very poor job of it.
Stephen Colbert has the answer. Pass even more Republican anti freedom and anti liberty laws, then send in more police agencies and arrest every Hispanic they can get their hands on. Send them all to prison and put them on chain gangs. PROBLEM SOLVED!