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Stephen Colbert, Canadian Bong Mascot trouble

canadain bong mascotI so often get Canada confused with Seattle. Or Oregon for that matter.  Do the people of Washington and Oregon ever talk about secession like we do here in Texas?

Though up there they have a viable place to join up with. Down here the 20% of Texans and 35% of Republicans who want to secede are on their own. It’s not about stupid things like pot or health care or education, it’s far more serious here, a matter of fencing off an area for white people to carry assault rifles. There is an obvious corundum in that though, if white people fence themselves in then what do they need the assault rifles for? Do they think that Blacks and Mexicans are going to want in? Gosh…

You know, someone oughta write a book called Stupid White People…