I liked the anualogy that while Republicans love executions, Liberals smoke pot. You see? The majority of Americans actually believe that strapping people down and killing them is the high road, the Christian thing. While smoking pot is for foul dirty leeches on society.
And about half the pot smokers vote for Republicans or Libertarians no matter!
You see? The executions, the guns, the war, the torture and even the slapping our kids around, all at the core of the Republican ideology. VIOLENCE. Which is far superior to giggling with the munchies.