“I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue! So right now I’m just dry-Trumping. I just want to say that every little boy grows up believing that they could be President of the United States, and I’m so happy that that little boy is Donald Trump. I just hope he’s taking his vitamins. Please stay healthy until I get on the air. Don’t do anything dangerous, don’t ride any motorcycles because every night I light a candle and pray that he stays in the race, and I also pray that nobody puts that candle near his hair.” Stephen Colbert hoping The Donald will still be around after Colbert’s takeover of Late Night come September 8th.
Oh, I just looked it up and The Daily Show with Trevor Noah begins September 28th.