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Stephen Colbert makes fool of Belt slapping Sean Hannity

sean hannity uses belt to defend adrian petersonAll this domestic violence stuff brought to me the biggest issue concerning the NFL I found in a little news blurb this morning. Senator Cory Booker has introduced a bill to congress to remove tax exempt status from the NFL. Why in the Hell are we giving the NFL tax exempt status? TAX THE NFL. THEN TAX THE CHURCH. THEN TAX THAT GUY BEHIND THE TREE.

One thing is sure Father Hannity using a belt on his so often errant son Sean sure didn’t enhance his mental capacities. Is there anyone dumber on Fox News than Sean Hannity? Well other than blond haired morning show hosts. Hold it. Is there anyone dumber than Sean Hannity in the world of pundits? Well other than those with orangutan genes.

And why is it, that it never occurred to me to use a stick or switch, or a paddle, or belt or even a hand on any of my children?  Is this form of violence genetically hardwired? Regional? National? Religious? Racial? Parental? Come to think of it I can’t remember ever being hit or spanked as a child. Or recall anyone in my family voting Republican for that matter.  But after reading Adrian Peterson’s Mother defending him so strongly while defending beating the crap out of children, I could not help but take into account the woman being above all else, an evangelical Christian married to a preacher.

But studies show… Studies are not in the realm of nitwits. Nitwits hate studies, and book learning, and professors and above all, anyone smarter than they are. But hey, If you are unattractive and stupid Jesus can help.