Oklahoma is the only state that is 100% red. There are no gerrymandered legs of blue, or even a dot or smidgen of purple anywhere to be seen. Every county, every district is red as a baboons ass.
And hey, the musical “Oklahoma” is not the only thing that ever happened in Oklahoma. I became an Officer and a Gentleman after most of a year at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. And like any soldier it is where I learned my way around whoring and excessive drinking. Not to forget the killing. Can’t forget the killing, that’s what’s all about you know.
Don’t forget Oklahoma is also the home of Oral Roberts who let us all now that Jesus Christ is 110 feet tall (he needs wide shoulders to carry his flock to Heaven). The same Oral Roberts who commanded his TV audience to send him $7 million dollars immediately or God would kill him.