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Stephen Colbert: Pat Robertson says Demons are in used GOODWILL clothes

pat robertson and colbertPat Robertson knows about demons. They produce the 700 club after all.  I am concerned about demons hanging out in GOODWILL INDUSTRIES stores. We have had two big new GOODWILL stores open here recently.  I wonder if the push has been from demons.  I don't go to them often, but when I need several old bowling balls its the only place to go.
I am also concerned with demons in second hand pants where they can't get out easily. I would guess they get out most often into urinals and toilets, which is a good place for demons. And where may demon shoes take us?

 “Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects, the answer is yes. A witch who had prayed over a particular ring and asked for a spirit to come into it, and this Philippine girl was so attached to this ring, she had to buy it and all hell broke loose because she finally recognized what it was. Hey, it ain’t going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happened to have attached themselves to those clothes.” Pat Robertson on demons in your pants

There you have it. The proof is in one of Pat Robertson's stories from the Philippines. It was no small thing with all Hell breaking loose and all.  From what I remember from the story the ring made her invisible and caused an invasion of orcs from Japan.  A terrible thing, demons must be rooted out, especially from jewelry and pants.

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