Stephen Colbert, play safe, keep 105 guns under your bed!

Gosh… 105 guns under your bed! Just what everyone needs. A little comfort sacrifice to keep your X Box safe from the you know whos.

I don’t always watch TV, but when I do, I watch strange movies and documentary kind of stuff. Luckily no one around here uses the "favorite" button on any TV but me, so I have that button programmed to my delight. PBS, PBS2, TCM, IFC, IFC2, SUNDANCE, NATGEO, SCIENCE, PLANET GREEN, MSNBC, COMEDY CENTRAL, NATGEO2, HISTORY, HISTORY2, ANIMAL PLANET and whatever channel that SHAMLESS show is on. Story of my life! Well people I have been prone to hang with anyway.  

Which means everyday, I watch a lot of really really stupid people doing really really stupid things. I have been in a quandary as to which group of them are the dumbest. Are they the UFO watchers, the Ghost seekers, the Swamp people, the Hand fishers, the Hoarders, the Ancient astronauts or the Bigfoot finders?  I was tending toward the latter until a new show arrived which is the sure winner! DOOMSDAY PREPERS! What sets them apart from the more mundane morons is not only their arsenals of weapons, but how they force their children into a bunker way of life.  But you know, I bet I would redeem even those nitwits if I added CBN to my queue.