Well the number one job of the president is national security and keeping us safe. There is also something to be said in all this NSA business about Michael Moore and Glenn Beck in agreement. Sorry that I just can’t get excited about this. After all, on Facebook a billion people volunteer far far FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR more information about themselves than the NSA collects in data mining. So to everyone on FACEBOOK, shutupyourface.
The satire here is the real story. Stephen Colbert’s meltdown that President Obama is not his real president. That’s the driving force of the Tea Party and subsequently because of GOP primaries, the Republican Party.
Nothing Southern White men despise more than a Black person telling them what to do. It’s okay that they live nearby or work in the next cubicle, or fish from the docks, but behind a little government window or in the White House? Turns em purple!
And we find that George W. Bush is rising in his likeability numbers! Big jump to 49%. Which is mostly because he hasn’t opened his mouth in 5 years.