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Wait a minute! Newt Gingrich isn’t attractive to women???? You know what women say about size! It matters! Newt was not able to play high school football because the coach could not find a football helmet big enough to fit him! True story! And his current wife! What a hottie! Her helmet fits perfectly!
Which leaves a clothless guy in a sweater vest, a mannequin in magical long underwear, and a silly little old man! Not attractive to women?! Next thing you know Colbert will be telling us Rush Limbaugh is not attractive to women!