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Stephen Colbert says Send your Hospital bills to Max Baucus

So 100% of Republicans are not going to ever allow the American people affordable health care. It is ideological. Not only do they put corporate profit above the law, the environment and our very health, but they also have a seething visceral hatred of the American Government.

So with control of both Houses and a super majority in the Senate history will name these five Democrat Senators responsible for destroying Health Care reform.

Kent Conrad of N. Dakota
Max  Baucus of Montana
Tom Carper of Delaware
Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas
Bill Nelson of Florida

While getting the names spelled right I found that one of those Dakota places no longer allows abortions at all. They can get away with that because like the other Dakota, Montana, Idaho and Wyoming only a couple hundred people live there. Those five states have more Senators than Congressmen, 10 Senators and 6 Congressman among them! Which gives these unpopulated wastelands way too much power in the Senate. So much undeserved power in fact I wonder if Glenn Beck helped write that part of the constitution?

So how about we erase the internal borders of those adjoining states and make them into one big state, bigger than Texas! Bigger than Alaska! We could call it North Nooneshome!