Stephen Colbert took aim at Piers Morgan in a good-natured bit in which he played Devil’s advocate, accusing Piers of inciting fear instead of calmly reporting the news. “Like all Englishmen he drives on the wrong side of the barrel.” Colbert then asked “What experience does this Union Jack-off have with guns?” “Look at the way he ignores guest Alex Jones and his perfect reasoned questions.” The clip of Jones played, complete with spittle flying hysteria and falsely equivocating the regulation of guns with banning Great White Sharks and human fists, Cheetos, marimba bands, and how many chimps can dance on the head of a pin.
The crowning film clip for the gun rights crowd starred James Yeager who is now infamous for an extremely threatening video in which he promised – “If it goes one inch further I’m gonna start killin’ people,” and advised his followers to be ready to do the same…As well as to stretch those ham-strings. With saucy shimmy of his foliage covered camouflage suit, Stephen quipped ‘Why would you ever want to take away this man’s guns?’ Indeed. It certainly sounds as if he’s whipping his army of imbalanced dim-bulbs into shape for something unsavory, and it’s A-Okay to announce his intentions to commit murder and sedition, as long as no one pulls a muscle in the act.