I don’t know, of all the sex scandals I can think of Anthony Weiner’s wiener is the least of them. Mark Sanford lied, committed adultery and got divorced and he is back and forgiven. And that’s in Virginia not New York. But then we don’t have pictures of Mark Sanford’s wiener. But we do have pictures of the trollop he was porking behind his wife’s back. Much younger and nicer looking than his aging wife. What’s the matter with that? After all, Sanford is a good upstanding evangelical Christian. And Weiner is a Jew. Jews, who I found after watching the Bible miniseries, killed Jesus, and besides they are all going to Hell anyway.
Of course we didn’t forgive Senator Larry Craig who only played footsy with a pretend homo. Ah, sex and how we think about it is so weird. Have you noticed that sex is what most religion is most about? Why is that? I guess it’s because its fun and mostly free. And here I always thought the two most wonderful words in the English language were FREE and BEER.