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Stephen Colbert with the new lies of the 2016 Republican platform

Stephen Colbert with the new lies of the 2016 Republican platformSo there you have it, the three newest Republican Platform rules are certified LIES while they base their entire hopes for the White House on Hillary Clinton being a liar.  Hypocrisy, like lies, is not a negative in conservative politics.

“Coal is a an abundant clean energy source.” That is their biggest and boldest NEW lie, through their platform on climate change denial is the biggest and boldest OLD lie.

“Natural marriage between a man and a woman is most likely to result in offspring who do not become drug-addicted or otherwise damaged.” Which means gay and lesbian parents bring up children who are drug addicts and damaged when in fact there is no difference other than the kids not being damaged by intolerant religious crap.

“Pornography has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions.”  It is in no way a crisis and is not destroying the life of millions, rather it is how adolescent boys have always dealt with not getting any, how single male gun enthusiasts date, and how married men over 40 keep their marriages together.

But you see? All three are lies just as most everything else the Republicans promote. Notice two of the three lies are based upon intolerant religious beliefs. But for a generation the GOP knows exactly what they are doing and who will readily turn their lies into votes, the poorly educated Republican base.

I have to make a correction, I have mistakenly been saying that Trump said I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED. No, it was I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED.