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Stephen Colbert, YELP ME they’re YELPING from prison

“Yelp social media restaurant review app combines zagat with having nothing better to do.” Stephen Colbert

Yelp Review: Service took forever was there for 25 years.

prison yelpSomehow YELP has passed me by.  Never heard of it. I have friends and family who suffer severe chin to chest smart phone addiction who have never heard of it either. I think it must be some sort of class thing? Or what I used to call a place called YUPPIEDUMB.

I have trouble even reading Amazon review comments because the people are so full of themselves. Whenever I am buying Knockwurst on Amazon, I just check out the yellow stars. If there are 1000 FIVES and 6 ZEROS that’s good enough for me. Because… I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!  Like trying to figure out what the dog is thinking is time much better spent. In fact I have spent so much time at that, I know the answer. You have to imagine this in a bubbled text cloud leading to a dog sleeping on his back on top of his dog house…

“Let’s do something, anything is fine with me, though it would be nice to begin with a cookie.”