It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No- it’s an orange, cellulite-riddled moon. Look away! Naked Trump is here again. Oh, a caped, ‘Super-Trump’ has arrived as well. High above Times Square the ‘super’ one flies, but his is a limited engagement, while clothless Trump is sure to be here a very long time.
Supporters spent $25 thousand to rent a billboard bearing the image of ‘Super Trump’ for just three days. Just between us, the sign could double as an ad for an extremely ‘super’ girdle.
The controversial statues, named “The Emperor Has No Balls” were taken down last month from locations in several cities. But good news art lovers, two of them are out of mothballs and stand proudly if not erect in new locations.
One faces the Holland Tunnel in New York, where it has been chained to foil thieving Trump sympathizers. The other graces the roof of the MANA Contemporary Art Center in Miami, where it will remain forever, if that’s how long it takes.
You see, all Trump need do to remove the statues forever is to release his incriminating tax returns. After all, he’s bared everything else.