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Surgeon General, Smoking and drinking is Okay, The Onion

smoking and drinkingOne of the reasons it took me so long to quite smoking was believing that if I went out drinking as I sometimes do, I would not be able to contain myself and start smoking again. I found this to be completely false. That was not a problem at all.

The only residual issue now 5 years later is that time right after dinner. But then I have heard from my friends in Washington and Colorado that pot soothes the savage soul in that matter. It’s a win win, for then you are ready to stomach all the sillly crap on TV in the evening. You can’t tell me that anyone watches DUCK DYNASTY without being stoned out of their minds. I am also sure that one has to be an acid head to watch DOOMSDAY PREPPERS.