Susie Sampson brings us her last entry from GOP Palooza,where she reports that “People are not that excited about Mr. Romney, but by gawd, they’re tryin’.” Susie met such disparate celebrities as Newt Gingrich,The Dim Baldwin Brother and James Carville – but as always,the most frightening are the ‘average Americans.’ Their views on gay marriage and bestiality are only topped by the news of ‘Obama’s secret war on women.’ If anyone has a hot tip on this one, please share! We’ll see Susie soon in Charlotte with ‘the heathens.’