What would be more terrifying – spending Thanksgiving with Ted Cruz, or with the Dentist from “Little Shop of Horrors?” Both live to inflict pain, but more Americans choose the “Little Shop of Horrors’ dentist to put on their Thanksgiving guest list. Crazy Ted Cruz, the Tea Party senator – just LOVES inflicting pain too much!
“When I was young and just a bad little kid, my papa saw Tea Party things that I did, shooting Mexicans with a BB gun, stealing kids lunches and when I was done? I’d find an Ostrich and skin his head!” That’s when his papa said, “Be a tea party senator, you like causing Americans pain!”
We all aspire to earn our daily bread doing what we love, so Ted’s a lucky man…The American people – not so much. There’s a lot more to this song and dance. Look for a familiar face in this video. The Lipstick Liberal, Nicole Myrick wrote this ditty and ‘crossed over’ to perform the starring role too!