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Texas Last Meal Death Row Repreive

Texans were sadly disappointed last night in not being able to do the Injecto on nutcase Gerald Eldridge. Judge With only two hours to go until that Don’t Mess With Texas moment, Judge Lee Rosenthal stopped the process interrupting Eldridge’s last requested meal of pancakes with peanut butter and oatmeal cookies, yum. Eldridge Reprieve

Eldridge has little time for injections, last meals and such up there at the Polunsky Unit waiting room in Livingston where he and his brother build boats and his wife and 7 children live with him inside his cell. But not to worry, we will get the job done, other than the guns, it’s what we are most famous for and proud of.