With the cut-off date for Affordable Care looming, Buzzfeed wonders what President Obama does when no one else is around, but doesn’t talk about – just like the rest of us. The ‘rest of us’ are very much like the ‘Average Guy’ Buzzfeed also follows, comparing his actions to those of Obama.
Both Obama and Average Guy start out by posing in front of the mirror. The Leader of the Free World, avails himself of the opportunity to try on Joe Biden’s sunglasses, for attitude…This is a look he should have adopted long ago, in my opinion. . Primed, the President practices a spot for the Affordable Care cut-off date. Like Average Guy – who struggles with the word ‘Wed-nes-day’ our articulate President is hit by tied-tongue syndrome, struggling briefly with ‘Feb-ru-ary.’ Who hasn’t been there, what a strange place to put an ‘r’ don’t you think?
As long as you’re lookin’ good, why not take some selfies? I suspect that at any given time, roughly half the American population is doing exactly the same thing. The President is ahead of the Average Guy here, armed with a long selfie stick… There will be no embarrassing ‘selfie arms’ on this president’s portraits! Both dudes get in some hoops, and even produce impromptu artwork, before it’s time for a break. As if his solitary cookie break isn’t sad enough, when Obama’s cookie size far exceeds that of his milk glass, guess who he blames? You’ve got it. “Thanks, Obama.”
Obama has been ‘thanked’ for everything from ‘the heartbreak of psoriasis’ to Ebola – and the proliferation of those fake mustaches Hipsters favor. That said, I suspect it won’t be long until we say ‘Thanks Obama, and truly mean it.
I’m reminded that LBJ peed off of the balcony of the Oval Office, and that FDR had toga parties. Nixon danced in his underwear, and Obama – well, he scared the bigots!
Again, thanks Obama!