Funny or Die asks you to give a thought to the unfortunate, forgotten characters of Christmas, as they tell their side of the story; for example, have you ever wondered what became of Tiny Tim once Scrooge introduced affluence into the family? Of course you didn’t. Tim’s (forgotten) older brother can tell you that Tim isn’t tiny anymore – and he’s not the lovable urchin you remember! Spare some goodwill for the J.C. Penny portrait photographer, the kid (now an adult) who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the Bethlehem innkeeper who got a bad rap, and many others this Christmas.