For most of a month we have been hearing what a bang up job George W. Bush has done in keeping America safe. Well from George W. Bush, his wife, his father, his mother and a few brain dead Republicans anyway… It is his only legacy. His only success:
George W kept us safe from terrorism! Well except for that one time anyway.
George W kept us safe from a Chinese Invasion! Except inside Walmarts anyway.
George W kept our cities safe! Well except New York and New Orleans anyway.
George W kept us safe from ruin! Well except for financial ruin anyway.
George W kept us safe from war and torture! Well most of us anyway.
George W kept us safe from government intrusion. Well except in libraries, on our cell phones, on the Internet and in doctors offices anyway.
George W kept us safe from an alien invasion! No exceptions!