The morning after Inaugural gift basket is bigly huge filled with Prosac, meds, weed, a passport, medical equipment, coat hangers, your own speculum, triple D implants, gas masks, an extra passport, and of course matches, duct tape and a flashlight.
Let me add that perhaps forgetting the wine and getting a pallet of Jack Daniels instead. All the beer than can fit in your garage. A couple tanks of Helium [see Hemlock Society], a cheap snubnose .38 and a bullet. A crank radio.
We down around the Gulf are trained in much of this for hurricanes. Stock up on water, canned food, batteries, a crank radio, plywood for the windows, generators, jerky, and a couple AR15s with lots of ammo to deal with “those people” wanting to carry off your wet stuff.