Well here we are in mid December with President Trump’s Chief of Staff Chris Christie having finished announcing the appointments in the coming Trump / Carson administration.
Supreme Court Justice Scalia Replacement – Ted Cruz
Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg Replacement – Ann Coulter
Secretary of State – Bobby Knight
Secretary of Defense – Mike Ditka
Department of Homeland Security – Joe Arpiao
Attorney General – Chuck Norris
Department of the Treasury – Melania Trump
Department of Education – n/a
Department of the Interior – Sarah Palin
Environmental Protection Agency – n/a
Department of Commerce – Carl Icahn
Department of Energy – n/a
Department of Agriculture – Cliven Bundy
Department of Health and Human Services – Grover Norquist
Department of Housing and Urban Development – Donald Trump Jr.
Department of Transportation – Dale Earnharht
Department of Veteran Affairs – Ted Nugent
Department of Gold Plating – Ivanka Trump
Press Secretary – Sean Hannity
Ass Wipers (alternate days) – Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski
Update – Donald Trump mentioned Joe Scarborough’s falling ratings yesterday, this affected Joe Scarborough personally so he is now unhappy with The Donald.