In this Funny or Die exclusive, the Trump Bros, Eric and Donald Jr, are on the defensive after their father’s second place showing in the Iowa Caucus. Oh, and Iowa – if you’re listening, cover your ears because the boys have a few things to say to you!
You have been warned Iowa. When dad’s happy he gives the boys swell presents, and a scrap of attention. But when he’s unhappy the sun doesn’t shine for these two. They tried to court you Iowa, they flew out and hunted something, for crying out loud. Did you want them to milk a cow? They’d have totally done it! Just please remember, under the tears, the scorn and the potty mouth are two lonely, hurt little boys.
Why do I feel like Leslie Abramson?