“There’s crazy, and then there’s Texas crazy, never underestimate the size of stupid from that state,” sings Lauren Mayer who goes by the name of PsychoSuperMom, and no one outside of the Lone-star State is going to contradict her. We may sing along though, it’s a catchy tune.
If one third of Republicans believe that Obama is fixin’ to invade Texas – it’s a sucker bet that the majority of that third, live in Texas, where everything’s bigger, including paranoia and idiots. The former alludes to a belief that “Jade Helm” is a secret military operation with the goal of invading and capturing Texas for the U.S. government. If Texas isn’t a part of the United States, why have we been financing a foreign country so generously? Logic plays no part in this, Chuck Norris says Special Forces are a threat to Texans – and Walmart (with the secret tunnels) says WTF? That’s just crazy!
Texas boasts a plethora of zany political types who keep conspiracies spinning. With Ted Cruz, two George Bushes and Louie Gohmert, Rick Perry is beginning to look like’ the Smart One’ – he does have the glasses. I had not yet heard Louie Gohmert’s reason for discriminating against gay men in the military until I watched this video. Gohmert claims that massages will make gay men vulnerable to terrorism. If seek logic in that comment, you will search in vain.
All of this Texinsanity leads me to believe that Texans are playing a big joke on the rest of the country by electing the biggest lunatics, and making bets about which ones will say the silliest things. I hope they don’t represent a majority of Texans…But they may indeed be ‘Texas crazy.’ Forget invading Texas – let’s start a conspiracy theory, right now. Hey, have you heard that the government is ‘invading’ only to cut Texas loose, so they can actually be an independent country…For real?!