When Rick Santorum dreams aloud of winning the presidential election in 2012, he says that one of his first actions will be to ban promography – but only the ‘dirty’ stuff. This is similar to his rules for women’s bodies, which he feels aren’t at all intrusive.
One cannot help wondering, as Jimmy Kimmel does, who will be making the high level decisions as to what is acceptable prom, and what isn’t. Will there be a time limit, or will millions be employed in the search, and possible editing campaign – or will the culling of the prom be left to Santorum’s brothers in Opus Dei?
Here we have a Santorum approved prom video. You may have seen this scenario before. It involves a pizza delivery guy, and a hottie at the door…I’ll just bet she left her checkbook in her other nighty. Enjoy!