Traditional values down the toilet! Long overdue. About time. La De Da. Flush twice. Here hear. Things have got so divisive in America that whatever I hear from the Dark Side I assume is either The Onion or some other form of sarcasm or satire. Take traditional values for example. When you come across one you like raise you hand.
Dueling
Bounties on Indians
Bounties on Mexicans
Slavery
Cholera
Apartheid
Owning wives
80 hour work week
Newsprint/grocery bag toilet paper
Public executions
Polio
Hats on everyone
Dunking witches
Hanging witches
Girdles
Smallpox
Outhouses
Child labor
No public education
Back ally abortions
Sex on demand from wives or else
Also keep in mind that these Traditional Values are also often referred to as American Values, Christian Values and Family Values. So how many men kept their hands down until the end?