Something very serious has happened to Dr Ben Carson’s brain. What could it be?
- It is filled with grain.
- It’s in his lost luggage.
- It fell asleep.
- Seventh-day Adventists turned it to mush.
“We believe that the biblical events recorded in Genesis 1-11, including the special creation of human beings, are historical and recent, that the seven days of creation were literal 24-hour days forming a literal week, and that the Flood was global in nature.” Seventh-Day Adventist theology.
To which Dr Ben Carson adds:
“I am proud of the fact that I believe what God has said. I believe in a literal six-day creation.”
The most fun about Seventh-Day Adventists is the importance of the Sabbath. When comes the Second Coming which is imminent, only those who worship Jesus Christ on on Saturday will be given a pass to Heaven, God’s second genocide will not be revenge for having too much sex in one city, but rather vengeance for the horror of Sunday worshiping. Nothing worse than that.
But. It’s step up from Jehovah’s Witnesses which is pretty much the same but with the added benefit of no blood, no music and no presents in your life. Christmas must be a real roll in the hay for them.