. Word is out from the now smirking Donald Trump inauguration directors! They have found their new headliner! It is no longer 16 yar old Jackie Evancho, the 2nd runner up from 2010 America’s God Talent who will sing her own rendition of the “Star Spangled Banner”. No, they hit the jackpot working that Trump magic to grab 75 year old Paul Anka. who we are told has rewritten the words to his top hit “My Way” specifically for Donald Trump!
The words have not yet been leaked by Buzzfeed, but we can assume “Or the Highway” will be the new hook. Not only did Anka write MY WAY for his friend Frank Sinatra, but also had some other big hits “Diana”,“Lonely Boy,” “Put Your Head on My Shoulder,” “Puppy Love”, “(You’re) Having My Baby” and of course “She’s a Lady” for Tom Jones!
It was previously rumored that blockbuster Marie Osmond was going to preform but yesterday complained that “I never said I would preform” and said she is not preforming.
Still hopeful that the Mike Love Beach Boys have not yet said no! Like Paul Anka they could rewrite a song too. Bad Vibrations!