Funny or Die predicts that Donald Trump will be the hot Halloween costume inspiration for kids this year; but you don’t want to be the ‘shark-skin suit and red tie Trump’ like everyone else. Your friends will be so envious of you when you show up as ‘Sporty Trump’ – with extra padding, ‘Little Miss Russia – with shower,’ or ‘Tweeting Toilet Trump’ – just to name a few of the countless looks that Trump’s life inspires.
This is going to be a tough year for me. When a little Trump-or-Treater shows up on my doorstep I will be fighting the urge to grab his candy and slam the door. I like kids, it’s just a Trump reflex. Choose wisely is all I’m saying, kids.