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Trump Launches National Emergency at Omelette Bar – Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers – Trump began the weekend by declaring a national emergency on Friday! Sources believe that it is a delayed Valentine for Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.  Trump followed the announcement by proudly announcing that he ‘really didn’t need’ to do it, before jetting to his Palm Beach golf resort – as one does in a national emergency. Our dashing ‘precedent’ was spotted, calmly waiting at the omelette bar – while the nation struggles through our dark night of terror.