Our Liberal Redneck friend, Trae Crowder – is a might ‘het up’ about Trump’s irrational decision to pull out of the Paris climate agreement. Trump – sensitive to mirth at the best of times, claims the action will stop the ‘world from laughing at us.’ Quoting Trae “We done screwed the pooch with this Paris Climate sh*t ya’ll. Trump’s fiddlin’ while the world burns, but ain’t no way he can work a fiddle with those stupid baby hands.” Our Redneck pal is overwrought, or he would realize that Trump is fiendishly busy a’ tweetin’ with those baby hands while the world burns.
As much as I admire Crowder and agree with him, I must point out that his efforts to reason with Trump’s Bible believing base are not only a waste of time, but counterproductive to boot. The worst thing he could possibly tell them is that global warming will cause the earth to flood!. Apparently Trae was absent from Sunday school on the day they learned that God promised Noah that he’d never flood the world again; the Almighty knew we’d do it to our own damn selves.