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Umpqua Survival Supplies Everything For Preppers, and Homocidal Maniacs Alike. BSofA comedy

Survival for Preppers, survivalists and zombie home defenders. BSof A comedy
BSofA Comedy's new sponsor Umpqua Survival has provided the crew with  a wealth of weapons, tools and guide books which should serve them well in case of nuclear war,the zombie apocalypse or virtually any unlikely disaster scenario.
As is the case with many who devote their lives to 'prepping'  and survival, soon –  even a field toilet and a wall safe become weapons as one worst case scenario after another present themselves to his fevered imagination. Only he knows, it's life or death – whether you're dealing with renegade zombies, or the marauding hordes of the Obama administration!  By the way, I read again today that those marauders are on the move. The black Muslim brotherhood – led by Protestant Barack Obama, will be by to collect your guns. I saw it on the internet, it must be true!