I believe I just heard the buzzer sound on Prejean’s extended fifteen minutes of fame, when no one wants filthy videos of a beauty queen, she is officially yesterday’s news!
The reincarnated Anita Bryant, campaigning against gay and lesbian unions since her win as Miss California is…to paraphrase a Seinfeld reference, “Mistress of her own domain” – but had apparently forgotten the video evidence. I assure you that gays and lesbians who were denied “everything but marriage” in the recent California and Maine elections won’t soon forget the beauty contestant, and
perhaps any influence Prejean had in the decision. She did come across as holier than thou, and as such became the darling of such groups as “Defenders of the Family” who were proud to feature her as their star speaker at an awards
ceremony this evening in New Jersey. She isn’t there. I suspect she’s combing through her video archives.
One quick note before the more agile minds of comedian Paul F. Tompkins and Keith Olbermann take on the topic. Of late, Ms Prejean has become extremely litigious, wanting a million dollars for her de-throning, due to her habit of simply
not showing up for her royal duties..for which the pageant had surgically implanted pontoons, and expected a bit more of her.
Ever the moral beacon, when she was shown the video, obviously not recognizing herself, she pulled herself up into a righteous huff exclaiming “That’s disgusting!” She then squinted and looked a bit more closely at the – performer.
Perhaps what may be more soul crushing for Ms All That, is that no one wants a copy of it!