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Video: John Stewart Helen Thomas fired, South Carolina Larry Marchant claims sex with Sister Sarah Palin Troglodyte Nikki Haley

I tend to believe that even in South Carolina men do not publicly accuse women of having sex with them unless it actually happened, ugly as doing so may be. I also must consider her response as so dishonestly talk radio, "If proof is found I will resign." Again this may be South Carolina and all, but I doubt Ms Nikki allowed these guys to video tape the fun.

Be warned those of you who may think that her 20 point lead will get her the Republican Primary nomination, but because she is Michele Bachmann batcrap crazy that the Democrat will win the election for governor come November. You forget this is South Carolina where everyone is batcrap crazy.

Moving on to something far FAR far FAR more controversial…

Helen Thomas had to retire over her angry comments about Israel after the raid on the supply ship last week with her go back where they came from comments.

I must admit I too have often thought that perhaps some other place would have been a better choice to settle than an area surrounded by hundreds of millions of people whose primary mission in life is to hate Jews so much that little else matters to them. Kinda like LULAC deciding to put their national headquarters in a building next door to Arizona’s Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

If it were not for the magic JuJu in the ground they could relocate to a kinder, gentler place. I always thought Haiti would be good, being so good at fixing stuff and all and having a very needy work force available. But recently watching a documentary on water in the Middle East I noticed how very well they have dealt with turning a desert into productive farm land.

How about we pass a law giving them Arizona! Though there may not be any magic JuJu in the dirt, they could bring some with them! They rebuilt London Bridge in Arizona, why not the Wailing Wall?

The people of Arizona would have no problem with this migration as it would be LEGAL, which as they say, is all they really care about. It would also end any racial profiling as Jews are White who do not wear straw hats and bandannas. This would solve the biggest problem in the world today! I hope I don’t get fired for this!