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Dear Independents and stay at home Democrats,
Are you out of your ever loving minds allowing Republicans to take over congress and do it to you all over again? My God people where are your heads at? Well besides up the ass of American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and various balls being moved around.
10 damn good reasons to vote AGAINST Republicans on November 2nd:
1) Consumer advocate Elisabeth Warren will be thrown out on her ass as banking regulator to be replaced by a banking advocate.
2) They will TRY to destroy what little civilizing affect we are beginning to enjoy from Health Care reform. Though they cannot repeal it for the veto, they can destroy much of it by holding back money.
3) We will have two years of non stop investigations of Democrats for on thing or another, like not patriotic enough or not born in the US. Impeachment will also be on the docket.
4) Environmental deregulation will ensure more filthy water, dirty air, buying more imported oil, and of course oil spills. How soon we forget.
5) Renewed deregulation of the financial markets, banks and credit card companies will take us back to where we were when the recession hit.
6) Working people will see their salaries and wages drop as the wealthy reap the rewards of recession.
7) A march to war with Iran.
8) Increased troops and violence in Afghanistan.
9) They will promote religious intolerance across the board but mostly against Muslims.
10) The will create a police force to round up 10 million immigrants and promote ethnic intolerance against Hispanics.
Warm up your car, ask for the day off and take as many people to the polls as you can on Tuesday, November 2nd. Any help with this first edition list would be appreciated. Like Republicans do so well, it needs a bit of reduction into more emotional sound bites. Or if I missed something let me know.