Gold: Sharron Angle, Republican and cracked pot in the Tea Party set who rails against "Socialist entitlement" programs has not been forthcoming, but she may have a point. In fact…you’re right Sharron! When you’ve finished blasting Social Security and Medicare, let’s unfurl the federal ‘entitlements’ like free health care and pensions to retired federal employees…ya know, like guys from
the Bureau of Land Management. Who knew that you were getting those monthly checks and check-ups on my dime! It’s only ‘Socialist" and extraneous government spending if it’s paid to someone else!
Silver: Brit Hume of Fox PAC. Hume spreads his malicious ‘confusion’ regarding our magical economic recovery which apparently neither had, nor needed intervention on scary Planet Brit.
Bronze: The Little Debbie Snack Cake Desperado Gang from Wichita! I fully expect Lil’ Debbie cakes to be a controlled substance after this story makes the rounds.