Gold : Hear Ye gulf oil spill litigants! The new voice of BP Bob Dudley has spoken. While DeepPocket Horizons agrees that your 400 claims are legitimate, you’d do best to ‘stay on relief’ for a very long time – BTW, the simplicity of the suggested action is greatly simplified by both Republicans and foreign oil
companies alike. Meanwhile try to get sharp scissors, as you’ll find that you’re wrapped in miles of very sticky red tape, which may engender a much more tenacious crisis than the original oily globs which destroyed your home, business, and property.
Silver: Bill O’Reilly, author of such destined-to-be classics as his recent "Pinheads and Patriots, is on a jarringly different tack. I presume this turn-around is an attempt to shinny up the slimy towers of popularity at Fox News where the ‘radicals’ are high above him now…when it used to be the other way around. O’Reilly has plenty to say about the radical views of former compatriots Glenn Beck and even Boss Hog Limbaugh…presenting himself as the calm voice of reason. Nothing new there, for a tropical vacation and a loofah scrub he’ll be whomever you want him to be.
Bronze: Inez Sainz from TV channel Azteca, surely you’ve heard of the brouhaha which has come from her locker room interview of the Jets, which blew up into allegations of sexual harassment. Oddly, it sounds as if the former beauty queen was okay with the commentary which accompanied her locker-room visit, before she hit the morning shows. The provocatively dressed sports anchor said:
"I must say that I don’t hear anything that is in a sexual way,"Sainz told "Today" host Meredith Vieira. "I’m not the one who say the charge or try to involve all of the team in this situation." As for her clothing selection, Sainz informed Good Morning America, "It’s my style, it’s my style for all my life." Hey, when you have a classic,"go everywhere wardrobe" why change it?