Gold: Ms Coronica, Corona, Connie, Cornucopia Jackson? Oh well, as Shakespeare observed of the rose, the name truly isn’t important…or in this case, memorable. The Fort Walton
Beach, Florida woman really had no reason or ability to recall pesky details on the license she was carrying. However, there was no doubt about a large quantity of inebriating liquids she was – storing, and she was just drunk enough to think the mere threat of unloading them into the police cruiser would change the policeman’s mind about taking her in. How many ways can you spell wrong? ; )
Silver: Glenn Beck: The world has taken a few spins if you’re riding the crazy-train to Becksville. On one revolution, apparently George Bush was thrown off and left on the tracks! According to the chalk-wielding maestro, Obama and George Bush are but two sides of the same coin, they’re both – Progressives! This is enough to make GWB persona non grata, though I don’t recall the Beckster complaining during the eight year reign of King George. Glenn Beck knows that progressivism is a step by step trip to Communism, Nazism, or fascism "and those
people are crazy!"
Bronze: Sign up for Twitter now! Hugo Chavez intends to break records for followers! The garrulous president is bound to break records for numbers of limited messages sent per day,
that much is certain. It is said to be necessary in order to keep up with more web-savvy opponents as the popularity of Chavez wanes. I speak only for myself, but can’t harbor a great deal of antipathy for a man who had the area exorcised after (then) President George Bush spoke in Venezuela.