Gold: Glenn Beck. At first glance it seems odd for the man who can find evidence of a vast Hitlerian conspiracy in such innocent places as architecture to
defend Rich Iott, the crazy Tea Party candidate from Ohio who parties like it’s 1939 in Germany. At second glance, boy bonding and a love of theatrics runs deep.
Silver: Michele Bachmann (rightly) assumes that if Tea Party candidates make it to Congress – shudder – that they will need basic seventh grade Civics courses.
Bronze: McDonald’s. If the preservation power of the food from McDonald’s is any indication, you should live long and look fairly good on a diet of Big Macs – well,that’s one theory.