Gold: Arizona’s own Republican Gov. Jan "papers please" Brewer, in her rendition of "Please cry for me Arizona." Unhappy about comparisons to Nazi Germany and her proposed state-wide
shake-down, Brewer fictionalized a fatherless childhood at the hands of the Nazi war machine, making all comparisons from critics sound both cruel and unfounded…just long enough to
look up the information proving otherwise. Little Orphan Jan will have to try, try, again. To broadly paraphrase Palin, how’s that credibility thingie workin’ out for ya?
Silver: David Tabacoff, Bill O’Reilly’s Producer. Into the fray within a day of O’Reilly’s moronic remarks about the French McDonald’s ad, where he insinuated that showing gay
McDonald’s customers would be tantamount to an ad showing Al Qaeda members on American TV. Tabacoff lamely stumbles in to take the heat for O’Reilly, one who ironically is known for taking the words of others out of context.
Bronze: The Grim Eater from New Zealand. While the near-legend is highly sought now, he’s still anonymous at this time. The man most wanted by funeral directors, has found a
way to beat the high cost of groceries, and have a bit of social interaction as well.