Gold: Louisiana’s own Gov.Bobby Jindal stands above the clamor of the many competing for Worst Person in the World today! Jindal must be one persuasive speaker. Self proclaimed "token" Democratic Attorney General Buddy Caldwell, is the sole Democrat to cross party lines, joining in the Republican/lunatic fringe lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of the health care reform act. What would cause Caldwell to run counter to party and common sense? Some feel the answer lies in "a deal, blackmail and/or bribery, but always back to Jindal. "Keith presents a compelling case for Caldwell’s unusual position between a rock (what’s right), and the hard place, Jindal’s threats.
Silver: Sarah Palin, is not cheap but boy howdy is she easy! Palin, got a taste of high payin’ speechifyin’ and hasn’t looked back! Palin, who once ran on her far-out Pentecostal religion, touting such luminaries as the "witch hunting preacher," and an abstinence only stance on liquor and sex, has met her real savior, he’s green, easily folded, and favors wearing portraits of presidents. This week, the family values darling is the keynote speaker of the Convention of National Wine and Spirits Wholesalers of America, for a tidy $75,000. What were they thinking? If she turns down the Nevadans for Sensible Marijuana Laws, don’t
think morality plays into the picture, the latter group could only scrape a mere $25,000 up to offer her. Nowadays,hiring someone to divide out the green M&M’s in her dressing room eats most of that paltry speaking fee.
Bronze: Bronze and bizarre! 91 yr-old Willi Jarant, wearing large shades, and tucked into
his wheelchair pushed by wife Gitta and step daughter Anke Anusic, arrived by Taxi at Liverpool’s John Lennon Airport – with three grandchildren in tow! The two women, masters of the understatement, told staff that Jarant was"unsteady on his feet, very sleepy and would need a lot of help getting in and out of his wheelchair." There, is an understatement!
Suspicious staff soon learned that Jarant had been deceased since possibly the night before, although the missus claimed that at least eight people had seen her husband alive and eating breakfast that morning! As you may guess, there was a thrifty buck to be saved as long as
Jarant held out, and no one had become suspicious. See Worst for the rest…..of the bizarre story!