Gold: Surely Senator Steve Russell was divinely inspired…..An effort to thwart the right to protection against hate crimes provided in the Matthew Shepard Act went awry for Russell. Russell’s actions would allow churches to legally discriminate against homosexuality. An inattentive moment caused Russell to bite the very hands (or other body parts) he’d intended to kiss, leaving gay rights intact – until he can sort it out.
Silver: Ricky Flowers, the man with the good-natured "ya got me" look on his face earned it in the fluke of a lifetime, leaping into an Ohio prison yard after leading police on a merry chase.
Bronze: Ret colonel Bud Day. You recall Bud Day from the Swiftboat ads of O’4. He’s baaaaaaaaaaaack endorsing Charlie Crist for a senate seat, and in full cry about people of a darker complexion and teleprompters n’ such. The irony – he can’t abide the people mentioned, "runnin’ their mouths at mach one." Time ol’ crotchety Bud and see if you can clock him – or just clock him. *This is not an incitement to violence by the left wing.*