Gold: Sue "Chicken Care" Lowden and her campaign manager Robert Uithoven share the dubious honors today. Uithoven, in an appearance on Jon Ralston’s show, reveals why we don’t
need health care reform, and brings good news to those of us laboring under the impression that universal coverage for each and every person in this great country doesn’t already exist!
Silver: Rush Limbaugh, I hate to see a fat man back-peddle on a unicycle. Conspiracy – prone Rush claimed as recently as Friday that there was a nefarious plot afoot regarding environmentalists and possibly Obama in the oil rig disaster; I sense he feared being enslaved in a wind farm. Today, Limbaugh attempts to minimalize the effects of the oil spill…you may never swim in salt water again.
Bronze: David Krikorian, D – Ill,last week’s "Worst Person" Winner for making fun of the name of his opponent, Surya Yalamanchili. This week he strikes back! He was framed! It was a conspiracy between "buffoon" Keith Olbermann and Oil of Olay, or – "a dirty trick by Representative Jean Schmidt." Krikorian changes his story with great conviction from one
interview to the next assigning blame as he goes along.